When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough,
When I don’t do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to
be smart, When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I stare a girl in office, my mind is dirty,
When he looks at a girl, she must be doing great job.
When I make a mistake, am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he’s only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he’s on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it’s because he’s overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets.
When I take a nap in the office, I am sleeping.
When my boss takes a nap in the office, he is in a deep thought!!